Here are a couple... (in the spirit of the 'demotivators' from
http://www.despair.com)
Ebay: Why pay $50 for some old broken down arcade game when you can pay
thousands.
Reproduction: If you thought that rabbits bred fast... Just try putting
two pinball machines in dark room.
Sunlight: Everyone enjoys basking in the hot sun on a cool afternoon
until they realize that their color pigments are completely faded.
Amplifone: Who knew that such a large technology leap into the future
would result in falling down an abysmal pit of failure and darkness.
MAME: For those who have unlimited time in life it is important to
require that you can play any one of 2000+ various obsolete video games
on a whim.
SegaXY: The arcade signs always said 'Hot New Game'... they never knew
how right they were until the arcade burnt down.
Pac Man: One day in Pac Land, Pac Man & Mrs. Pac Man took Baby Pac Man
and Jr. Pac Man out to eat some dots. They ran into Professor Pac Man,
"The market has crashed... It's Pac-Mania!" he exclaimed. Woop Woop Woop
Woop.
James McGovern wrote:
> FYI to everyone on the lists, just want to let you know I'm running a
> contest this month on RetroBlast that I think is going to be a lot of fun.
>
> Basically asking folks to create their own "Motivational Posters" with an
> arcade, pinball, or video game theme.
>
> We lined up some great prizes including a Quasimoto controller, a Hot Rod
> controller, an Act Labs lightgun, gift certificates from Slik Stik, printing
> services from Classic Arcade Grafix, and Free GameRoom Magazine
> subscriptions.
>
> http://www.retroblast.com/newsitem.php?cid=2314
>
> Sorry for intruding on the lists with a promotional message, but I hope this
> turns out to be as fun and funny as I think it will.
>
> Very Best Regards,
>
> James McGovern
> Managing Editor
> RetroBlast! News and Reviews
> www.RetroBlast.com
>
>
>
>
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